I am known as accident prone:

• kid sticks belt out onto the skating rink floor and trips my skates up so I land flat on my face (no ninja moves that time!) … lose top 2 front teeth a few years later.

• lose bottom two teeth due to fainting face first into a table after slamming my hand in a door jam.

• break my pinky between a teleprompter road case and the bumper of a car @ 7am before a job… end up not going to rehab due to the fact another stroke victim would make better use of the space… pinky still crooked!

• slipped out of the shower and fell backwards onto the edge of tub: probably what it feels like to have a mexican wrestler lift you over his head and bring your back down over his knee…

• while forcing open a folding table with my foot; whacked my head with the leg of the table causing a lump on the head that still hasn’t gone away.

• jumped over a garden fence and was impailed with a broken fishing pole in the back of my knee.

• skinned my arm while on the alpine slide at camelback mountain trying to play a joke on my friend.

• skinned my knee while trying to show my sister how to ride a bike standing up… should of been looking where I was going…

• sliced off a chunk of finger trying to catch a broken coffee pot from hitting the floor… i just love coffee that much!